The van is packed, Paul is on the road to York and I am supposed to be cleaning the house up and packing boxes. But instead I am reflecting on my first week off and thinking - what are we letting ourselves in for?
We have already had a mini adventure and we haven't even got off the driveway.
The events as they unfolded:
1) The garage tried to put the van on the ramps to get a look at the suspension and it got stuck going through the doors. So we had to take off the roof box and look away as our expert mechanics edged our unstable and temperamental old van onto the grid.
2) We had arranged for suspension springs to be fabricated specifically for our van - this process has been booked a week in advance, would take three days for manufacture and was scheduled for two sets of springs to leave Birmingham on Wednesday night and be at the garage on Thursday morning.
As our luck often goes -and with the van sat on the ramp ready and waiting the parts arrived well into Thursday afternoon. OK - half a day lost - we could cope. However, what happened next we couldn't have considered.
3) Paul got a call from our trusty mechanic to say they had taken off one of the existing springs for the suspension and on opening the received parts discovered they had got two different springs, and were unsure which ones they should use. There were two bolts missing and the springs were designed for two separate or different vehicles. Unfortunately, the manufacturer was not available until Friday.
4) Friday morning - after much discussion Paul returned to the garage. He spoke with the manufacturer, he and our mechanic inspected the parts and Paul confirmed the problem - the manufacturer was baffled and could not work out what had happened.
After much too-ing and fro-ing the springs manufacturer agreed to fabricate some more... all very well ... but we were looking at a week's delay.
The van that was incapacitated on a ramp and holding our very patient mechanic up and we were set for Paul and a fully packed van to leave on Saturday.
5)With this in mind - Paul and I were re-modelling our planned departure, researching alternative train times, what the cost of cancellation of the ferry would be and who our insurance company would need to contact when Paul received a call from the fabricator to say that our part had turned up - it had been muddled with an order that had been sent to St Albans - that's not too far we though - we could drive and swap them.
6) No this was too simple - an hour later and it turns out that they meant somewhere in Dartmoor! The couriers were arranged with no-one quite sure who had messed up and the awol spring was due to arrive at the garage on Friday by express delivery at 4pm and be swapped with ours. Instead our spare part was taken at four - all very well but we had paid £150 for it and were now van-less, spring-less and even more stressed.
7) The garage was desperately trying to accommodate us - offering to open up specially on Saturday to fit the springs. By 5.30pm our nerves were completely shot - we decided to go to the garage and speak face to face - beg them if we had to to stay open late to receive the part from the courier and worried that if they missed it, it would be returned to the depot.
8) At 5.40pm a white van arrived at the industrial estate - we all could not beleive it and no-one wanted to speak. The courier had a part but did not know what is was or who it was for - great! So it was opened, in fact pounced upon by our mechanic -he took one look to check it and before any paper work had been produced he and his son set to work like robots to install it - by 6.30pm they had completed the job and our van was set for the open road.
Finally we got the van back home late last night - much to our relief. We had a glass or two of wine to celebrate, Dad provided us with a fantastic meal and we began packing.
We now haven't a clue what we are taking, or where we threw it all but the van sits much higher on her brand new springs with all our stuff inside - so it can only be a good thing.
The moral is don't rely on the postal system and if you need something urgently don't tell anyone as it will only cause confusion and delay!